...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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