I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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