hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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