I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
wat bout pragnant strippers??
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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