He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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