yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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