Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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