At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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