just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do plants get herpes?
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