The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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