Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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