did you get engaged???
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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