the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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