was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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