Small penises have feelings too.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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