Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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