im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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