You're completely useless in the revolution.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Found the puke drawer
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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