Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
