Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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