I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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