thus making me awesome and them whores
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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