from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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