So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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