What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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