I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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