And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Someone shattered a urinal.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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