these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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