In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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