Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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