Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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