If i come over, it means nothing
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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