Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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