This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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