That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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