Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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