How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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