That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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