someone threw a dead crab at me
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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