I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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