I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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