So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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