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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

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I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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(501): I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay (602): I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay" http://tfl.nu/cfbv

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(661): View more from California

i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me

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(661): i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me http://tfl.nu/hrbu

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(860): Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day http://tfl.nu/vbqh

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over

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you can't hurt those

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(314): I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over (314): you can't hurt those http://tfl.nu/gmcq

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(618): View more from Illinois

Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.

(270): View more from Kentucky

No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

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Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.

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(618): Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you. (270): No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. (618): Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway. http://tfl.nu/gcov

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(760): View more from California

I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME

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(760): I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME http://tfl.nu/7g5e

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.

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(724): No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology. http://tfl.nu/e8xh

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.

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(701): Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why. http://tfl.nu/atie

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(516): View more from New York

Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.

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(516): Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet. http://tfl.nu/uizc

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(310): View more from California

I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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(310): I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it. http://tfl.nu/9g38

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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment

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(703): I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment http://tfl.nu/m0k3

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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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(714): I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix" http://tfl.nu/tav0

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(319): View more from Iowa

How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?

(720): View more from Colorado

I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.

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(319): How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you? (720): I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be. http://tfl.nu/ix10

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(303): View more from Colorado

IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'

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(303): IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN' http://tfl.nu/e3tp

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases

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(603): Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases http://tfl.nu/75wr

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