Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.