Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?

(325): View more from Texas

Because you touch yourself at night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.

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(425): View more from Washington

Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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(714): View more from California

I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born

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(207): View more from Maine

You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...

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(804): View more from Virginia

I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.

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