Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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