brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream