sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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