I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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