brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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