I hate your face
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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