I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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