Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
