Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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