Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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