So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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