Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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