do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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