Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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