Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize