Someone shit on the floor
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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