yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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