yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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